gnarly-gnat:

*takes off bra* *crumbs fall out* hello friends

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lanadelreycist:

I don’t understand how I can follow so many people yet only see like 10 regularly on my dash

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itsvondell:

i keep thinking about how 9 in the afternoon is not a time that exists

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4 days ago

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15:02

slenclerman:

slenclerman:

i put the sex in dylsexia

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tinychatter:

the four stages of haircut

1. hatred
2. regret
3. sadness
4. acceptance

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5 days ago

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10:57

tupacabra:

when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay

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1 week ago

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16:37

timelordparadise:

myownlost:

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

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